Down the Rabbit Hole

As much as I enjoy thinking that I am light years ahead of the masses in terms of, well, general enlightenment, I just cannot stop myself from following their example. So here we are, a blog full of nothing but my useless, but hilarious, opinions on things that nobody should actually care about (but, of course, we all do.)

I honestly must have known this day would come eventually, but I was living in a state of obligatory denial. After all, "bloggers" are pretentious and useless and far too opinionated, right? Well, after a lot of careful soul-searching (ha!) I came to the conclusion that I generally am pretentious, useless, and opinionated. I just never had the correct outlet for expressing my oh-so-incredibly-deep thoughts.

I don't expect much, if anything at all, to come of this, but at the very least I'm sure it will be better than bottling in all my rage (I have a lot of rage) and taking it on my (9) housemates. We aren't prostitutes, we're just in college. I'm sure all of that will come out later, though.

Wherever this little endeavor into the "blogosphere" ends up taking me, I remain ardently devoted to the idea that at the very, very least, it should be an entertaining ride. So let's hope that inspiration strikes me very soon, because I guarantee that if something makes enough of an impression on me to get me writing about it, it's probably worth your while.